HAND SURGERY MUST BE A VERY PROFITABLE SPECIALTY

But kicking the shit out of your wife is not profitable.

MICHAEL BROWN AND WIFE DIVIDE UP THE LUXURY
By Craig Malisow

Further talk of an alleged hit man in ex-hand doc Michael Brown's divorce case was averted today when lawyers for Brown and his wife signed "agreed temporary orders" divvying up the couple's bounty. And boy, is it a bounty -- especially for a dude who filed bankruptcy in 2006.

For those interested in the lifestyles of the rich and unbelievably fucked-up, here are the highlights of the agreement, which orders Brown to pay $25,000 per month in spousal support, and $5,000 a month in child support for the two children he had with Rachel. She also gets temporary possession of the following:

-- a blue Lamborghini

-- a Mercedes 550

-- a Hummer

-- an Escalade

-- a limousine

-- a mother-effing Maserati

-- the home on Memorial Drive, and two adjacent residences

-- the home on Lake Conroe (except for when Michael Brown has the kids)

Michael Brown gets:

-- a Leon County ranch

-- a property on Antoine Drive

-- a rental apartment at the Four Seasons