by Bob Walsh
Gavin
Newsom, God-Emperor of the formerly great state of California, has
announced a new lockdown, theoretically tied into ICU bed availability,
that will likely effect much of California in the next week.
Hair
Salons and Barber Shops will be forced to close, unless their clients
include high ranking members of the Democrat party or their immediate
family or close personal friends. Retail outlets will be limited to 20 %
capacity, unless they primary sell arugula, tofu and bottled water. If
you are caught driving your car for no good reason your car will be
confiscated and your knees broken.
The lockdowns will continue for at least three weeks from the trigger point, perhaps longer.
Merry Fucking Christmas. .
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