TO; GAVIN NEWSOM, GOD-EMPEROR OF CALIFORNIA
FROM: HEWLETT PACKARD CORPORATION
RE: FUCK THIS SHIT, WE'RE OUT OF HERE
Yes,
it's true. The Hewlett Packard Corporation, which started in a garage
and was the progenitor to Silicone Valley, has told the formerly great
state of California to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. They are
tired of the anti-business bullshit and are moving in down the street
from Howie.
They are not
the first, and they sure as shit won't be the last. I just hope there
will be enough business left in CA to pay my pension for another 25
years.
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