08:00 - I made a snowman.
08:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman.
08:15 - So, I made a snowwoman.
08:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snowwomen everywhere.
08:20 - The homosexual couple living nearby threw a fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
08:22 - The transgender man/women...person asked why I didn't just make one snowperson with detachable parts.
08:25 - The vegans at the end of the road complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are
food and not to decorate snow figures with.
08:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
08:31 - The middle eastern bloke across the road demanded the snowwoman be covered up .
08:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended but were not sure by what.
08:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of
the snowwoman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a
domestic role.
08:43 - The council bylaws officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
08:45 - TV news crew from CNN showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between
snowmen and snowwomen?
09:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
09:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
09:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding I be arrested.
By Noon it had all melted - Global warming was blamed.
Moral:
There is no moral to this story.
It is exactly what we have become.....all caused by Snowflakes.
1 comment:
I don't care what people think of say. I'm an old white guy. No one asks me my opinion.
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