Sunday, June 11, 2017


Guy molests roommate’s girlfriend, says sleepwalking made him do it

A Manhattan man stumbled into his roommate’s bedroom and molested his sleeping bikini-model girlfriend — but it wasn’t his fault because he was sleepwalking, defense lawyers argued in his misdemeanor sex abuse trial Wednesday.

Testifying for the defense, Nick Liu’s girlfriend of five years, Alexandra Berg, testified that twice every month or so he would grab her boobs and snatch while he was asleep. Yeah right, and pigs can fly.

Allah Akbar! Wow, the jury must have bought that sleepwalking shit because on Friday it acquitted Liu on both counts – forcible touching and third-degree sexual abuse – for finger-fucking his roomie’s girlfriend. Allah Akbar!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This stuff really happens. Women on Ambien sleeping pills have had some weird things happen involving sex. The men aren't complaining. Shhhh.