Thursday, August 25, 2022

ARMED 12-YEAR OLD CAUSES MOM SOME LEGAL GRIEF

By Bob Walsh 

 


At about 2:30 p.m. little Susie Somebody was recorded on video surveillance in New Orleans pounding on the door to her school bus.  She was holding a handgun in her hand while doing so.

The cops responded and arrested her happy ass.  They also arrested her mother for "principle to aggravated assault and contributing to the delinquency of a minor."  Apparently / allegedly the girl was being bullied at school so the mom concluded that arming her daughter with a handgun was the correct way of dealing with the issue.  She asserts the girl acted in self defense by brandishing the weapon.

The people at the Crescent City Schools / Akili Academy were not amused.  They are working with the cops to come up with something creative and appropriate in the way of discipline for the crumb snatcher, whose name really isn't Susie Somebody.  Neither the kid nor the mother's name has been officially released. 

1 comment:

Trey said...

New Orleans is just a step above Tijuana during Day of the Dead.