Tuesday, July 23, 2024

NOMINATION FOR FATHER OF THE YEAR

By Bob Walsh

 

Citizens advisory committee to review Orange County Sheriff’s Office body cam policy


The cops responded to a resident on Colony Oaks Lane, Pine Hill, Orange County, Florida last Friday night.  They found a domestic dispute turning to crap.  A woman who lived there had been both shot and stabbed and badly wounded by the father of her 3-year old child.  The man refused to surrender to the local constabulary and snatched up the 3-year old to use as a shield when SWAT showed up.  After a few hours of nothing and fearing the man was going to harm the child a SWAT sniper terminally rehabilitated the asshole.  

The name of the candidate for father of the year has not yet been released by the coroner. 

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