By Bob Walsh

The cops responded to a resident on Colony Oaks Lane, 
Pine Hill, Orange County, Florida last Friday night.  They found a 
domestic dispute turning to crap.  A woman who lived there had been both
 shot and stabbed and badly wounded by the father of her 3-year old 
child.  The man refused to surrender to the local constabulary and 
snatched up the 3-year old to use as a shield when SWAT showed up.  
After a few hours of nothing and fearing the man was going to harm the 
child a SWAT sniper terminally rehabilitated the asshole.  
The name of the candidate for father of the year has not yet been released by the coroner.  
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