By Bob Walsh
Zair J. Dennis, 24, is an idiot and is being charged criminally for being an idiot.
She
recently made a visit to the municipal zoo in Millville, N.J. She
decided it would be cool to climb over the fence and commune with the
tiger. She did something similar at the bear enclosure the same day.
She has been identified from surveillance photo and cited. She is being required to appear in municipal court next month.
The formal charge is actually "defiant trespassing" as well as violating a couple of city ordinances.
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