Saturday, March 10, 2018

MENTALLY DERANGED U.S. DOTARD WILL MEET FACE-TO-FACE WITH LITTLE ROCKET MAN

President Trump has accepted Kim Jong-Un’s invitation for a face-to-face meeting

After threatening to blow their respective countries off the map and calling each other insulting names, Kim Jong-Un has invited President Trump for a face-to-face meeting to iron out their differences.

The White House announced Thursday that Trump, who has referred to Kim as the ‘Little Rocket Man’, accepted the invitation of the North Korean leader who has referred to the President as the ‘Mentally Deranged U.S. Dotard’.

The invitation in the form of a personal letter from Kim was handed to Trump by South Korea’s national security adviser Chung Eui-yong on Thursday. The invitation came as the result of a meeting earlier this week between Kim and a South Korean delegation.

The time and place of the chit chat has yet to be arranged. The meeting will likely take place in China some time in May. It will be the first time a U.S. president will have met with a North Korean leader.

Who will be more disciplined during the face-off? Put your money on the Little Rocket Man.

I suspect the invitation was issued to show that Kim, like Trump, is a world leader. I seriously doubt that Kim will give up his nuclear weapons and ballistic missiles. After their talks are over and done with, they’ll probably resume calling each other more insulting names.

But that is if the meeting actually ever takes place. Trump cut Rex Tillison off at the knees by announcing his acceptance of Kim’s invitation just hours after the Secretary of State said negotiations with North Korea are a long ways off. Did Trump put his mouth in motion before he put his brain in gear? If so, look for Trump to put preconditions on the meeting that he knows the short fat guy with the hilarious haircut will not accept.

1 comment:

bob walsh said...

I am not sure I would sell Trump short on this. He has no trouble with saying "FUCK IT" and walking away if he doesn't like the deal. His predecessor would take any kind of deal, even a shitty deal, if he could pretend to chalk one up in the I WON column.