By Bob Walsh
So, there was this pleasant and ordinary suburban family. One nice summer day a construction crew showed up to start building a new home on the vacant lot next to their house. Their five year old girl was a typically curious and her parents indulged her, though they kept an eye on her. She often wandered over to the construction site and soon the construction crew gave her little jobs to do and sort of adopted her as a job site mascot.
So, when pay day came around they got a pay envelope for her, put $10 in it and gave it to her. The little girl proudly took it home to her parents. Her mother congratulated her, and suggested they take it to the bank and open a savings account for her.
They did that, and the teller, upon hearing the story, congratulated the little girl on her hard work and asked if she would be continuing to work on the site. The little girl replied, "Yes, if those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the fucking sheet rock."
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Damn right!
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