Monday, December 05, 2022

CHRIS CHRISTIE'S NIECE GOES BALLISTIC ON AIRLINER

By Bob Walsh


Chris Christie's niece reportedly kicked off plane, injured six deputies in Thanksgiving disturbance

 

Shannon Epstein, 23, is the niece of Chris Christie, formerly governor of New Jersey.  She was arrested on board an airliner headed to New Jersey over the Thanksgiving holiday for six counts of battery among other things.

Apparently Ms. Epstein approached a family on the plane she thought to be Hispanic and asked them if they were smuggling cocaine.  That made the people around her a bit nervous.  At some point the crew contacted the Jefferson County S. O, who apparently handle police services at the Louis Armstrong International Airport, and asked that she be removed from the aircraft.  She injured six of the deputies, including one she bit and one she kicked in the nuts.  

She was eventually hauled off the plane by force and handcuffed to a chair.  She played the "I have important relatives" card, which didn't impress the deputies even a little bit.

She did make her $10,750 bail and so is no longer at the Jefferson Parish slammer.  Though she may have had to take the Hound to get home.  

Neither the S. O. nor Spirit Airlines offered a comment.  Mr. Christie also declined comment.

I strongly suspect there was some alcohol or other intoxicant involved, though it is possible that she is just as dipshit.  

The case will almost certainly be moved into federal jurisdiction. 

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