Saturday, July 29, 2017

HILLARY'S NEW BOOK

by Bob Walsh

"Fuck All You People"

Yes, that is (allegedly) the title of Hillary's new book. She wants to tell why she failed to become the second female president of the United States (after Edith Wilson) and arguably the first switch-hitter to hold the office.

I am told by those in-the-know (my non-English speaking Croatian barber) that Hillary believes that it is the fault of the voters who were all too stupid to appreciate how absolutely fucking wonderful she is and she is going to tell them what she thinks of them. It could be epic.

If memory serves me correctly H. L. Mencken once ran for congress. He lost. HIs comment to the press was, "The public has spoken, the bastards."

Hillary and Chelsey in 2020. You go girls.

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