by Bob Walsh
The
White House announced today that Joe the Hairsniffer has tested
positive for Covid-19. He will be quarantining in the basement, wearing
three masks and a full isolation suit, until the day after the November
election.
Since he
survived both the 1918 Spanish Flu and the Black Plague during the 13th
century he will probably be OK. They are pumping him full of some sort
of horse medication so it is all good.
He
will continue to run the government via written messages carried back
and forth by Dr. Jill Biden, kind of like Edith Wilson did for her
husband Woody The Racist 110 years ago.
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