Thursday, July 13, 2017


...but very seldom in real life

by Bob Walsh

The local constabulary in Penn Hills, PA. is alleging that Leigh Ann Sepelyak, 38, got in a beef with her significant other early Sunday. When the bf feel asleep Ms. Sepelyak poured gasoline on his happy ass and lit him up. Literally. She then took two buckets of piss, which she just happened to have hanging around the house, and poured it on him in an attempt to quell the flames.

She is being charged by the Allegheny County prosecutor with arson and attempted homicide.

The bf is likely to survive. I wonder if he will come and visit her in the slammer?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

As soon as I noticed my significant other saving buckets of piss, I would have departed.