COME ON, MAN ..... GIVE THEY/THEM A BREAK

Sam Brinton was fired for doing his job at the Minneapolis-St. Paul and Las Vegas airports

They/Them stole nothing, but was merely doing his job by removing luggage suspected of containing nuclear waste.

 

By Howie Katz

 

               

The President, who boasts about his all-inclusive government, reluctantly fired Sam Brinton, his nuclear waste official, after fake news reports that They/Them had stolen luggage at the Minneapolis-St. Paul and Las Vegas airports.

Black lesbian White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre informed reporters at a press briefing that Brinton was not stealing luggage at the airports. She said that The/Them was merely doing his job by removing luggage suspected of containing nuclear waste.

 

White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre (L) with partner Suzanne Malveaux 

 

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris was heartbroken over Brinton's dismissal. Biden's half-black Vice President said that during her many trips to the southern border as Border Czar, she searched long and hard before she found Brinton to fill a spot in the President's all-inclusive government.

"I'm heartbroken that Joe and I had to dismiss my dear friend They/Them. God help me, I can't laugh."

President Biden said it was all Trump's fault because his deplorable followers were making too much political hay over the luggage disposals. Biden says he's trying his best to find another transgender to replace Sam Brinton for his all-inclusive government

President Biden, pictured with Russian spy Victor Bout, says he's trying his best to find another transgender to replace Sam Brinton for his all-inclusive government. "Come on man, if you're trans like Sam, contact me or Kamala at once!"

 

One thing is for sure. Brinton will be sorely missed not only by Joe and Kamala, but by reporters, Trump's deplorable followers and everyone else looking for a good laugh. 

 

They/Them will be sorely missed