Monday, April 23, 2018

GETTING NAKED AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE

by Bob Walsh

Any time you have having munchies at the Waffle House and you see a naked man with a semi-automatic rifle walking towards the building it behooves you to beat feet with some alacrity.

A man wearing nothing but a coat and carrying an AR-15 walked into a Waffle House near Nashville before dawn on Sunday and shot four people to death. The shooter, Travis Reinking, 29, of Morton Illinois, was disarmed by a customer. Travis managed to flee the scene after loosing his artillery.

The suspect is known to the local constabulary. He was also detained by the secret service at the white house recently, possibly for violation of the dress code.

Reinking fled naked into the woods.

Perhaps Tennessee needs a new gun control law to prevent naked people from possessing firearms in public.

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